The Best 19 Narcissists Jokes. Following is our collection of funny Narcissists jokes. There are some narcissists egotistical jokes no one knows ( to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. 5. What they say: "You must remember when you took the credit for our work." / "Thanks for your contribution to the report." (When he is fully aware that he did the report himself.) What this means: The more a narcissist can confuse their victims, the easier it becomes to make them bend to their will.